THE FISH CHEER
Country Joe McDonald is dead. He was eighty-four years old. He spent half a century being the guy who taught half a million people to spell a four-letter word at Woodstock. That is his legacy. Not the music. Not the antiwar movement. The spelling lesson. Give me an F.
I knew what that was. I did it every night on the corner. You get the audience to say the thing they are afraid to say. You give them permission. The guitar is the permission slip. The song is the safe space. You stand on a corner and you sing Have a Marijuana and suddenly everybody on the block is thinking about marijuana and half of them are smiling and the other half are calling the cops. That is the Fish Cheer. That is the moment the audience becomes the show.
Country Joe did it once. At Woodstock. In the mud. On camera. And it became the most famous moment of the most famous concert in history. I did it every day for forty years and nobody filmed it and nobody remembers it and that is fine because the corner does not need a camera. The corner needs a crowd and a guitar and something worth yelling about.
The FBI opened a file on Country Joe. They opened a file on me. They opened a file on Sinclair. They opened a file on anybody whose song worked. A song that does not work does not get a file. A song that works gets forty pages. The file is the review. The arrest is the encore. The prison sentence is the Grammy.
Give me an F. Give me a U. Give me a C. Give me a K. What does that spell. It spells the thing every street musician in America has said to every cop who told them to stop playing. Country Joe just said it louder. Rest in peace brother. The spelling lesson is over. The word is still in the air.
See also: Country Joe — Sinclair on the same man, the same movement, the same FBI files. Forty Pages — the FBI opened a file on the other guy with a guitar. The Arrest — music criticism with handcuffs. The Permit — what they require before you can make noise. The Same Word — every cop retired, every law repealed. The Protest Song — the song does not fix it. The song makes sure it is on the record.