John Sinclair JOHN SINCLAIR

John Sinclair

The Radio Man · 1941–2024

The duty of the revolutionary is to make the revolution.

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The concession stand is where the theater makes its money. The movie is the excuse. The popcorn is the business. A bag of kernels costs the theater eleven cents and the theater sells it to you for eight dollars and the margin is the reason the theater exists. The studios take seventy to eighty percent of the ticket price in the first two weeks of a release. The theater keeps the rest. The rest is not enough to pay the rent. The rent is paid by popcorn and soda and the candy bars that have been sitting in the case since Tuesday. Every movie theater in America is a snack bar that happens to show movies. If you understand that you understand the whole industry.

Popcorn was not always welcome in the theater. The early movie palaces of the nineteen twenties were built to imitate opera houses and the owners did not want food in the auditorium because food meant mess and mess meant the illusion was broken. The illusion was that you were somewhere elegant. You were not. You were in a converted warehouse with velvet seats and a chandelier. But the chandelier worked. The chandelier made you sit up straighter. Then the Depression hit and the theaters needed money and a man with a popcorn cart outside the Balaban and Katz theater in Chicago was making more than the theater was and the theater owner looked at the math and the math was clear. The popcorn came inside. The chandelier stayed but the pretension left and the popcorn smell replaced it and the popcorn smell is still the most powerful real estate in America. You smell it and you are nine years old and the lights are going down.

The butter is not butter. The butter has not been butter since the nineteen fifties when theaters switched to coconut oil and flavoring because coconut oil is cheaper and does not spoil and coats the popcorn in a way that butter cannot. The yellow color comes from a chemical called diacetyl and the factory workers who manufactured diacetyl developed a lung disease called popcorn lung and several of them died and the industry switched to a different chemical and the different chemical tastes exactly the same because the taste was never butter. The taste was salt and fat and heat and nostalgia and nostalgia does not require accuracy. Nostalgia requires consistency. The popcorn tastes the same in every theater in the country because the popcorn is manufactured to taste the same. The uniformity is the comfort. You are in a strange city in a theater you have never been in and you eat the popcorn and you are home.

The candy selection at the concession stand has not changed in forty years. Milk Duds. Junior Mints. Raisinets. Sno-Caps. These are not the best candies in America. These are the candies that survived. They survived because they are quiet. You can eat a Junior Mint without making a sound. You cannot eat a bag of chips in a movie theater without everyone in your row knowing about it. The concession stand candy was selected by acoustics not by flavor. The box is cardboard not cellophane because cellophane crinkles. The chocolate is soft not crunchy because crunching is louder than chewing. Every candy at the concession stand is an engineering solution to the problem of eating in silence next to strangers in the dark.

You do not go to the concession stand for the food. You go to the concession stand for the pause. The pause between the lobby and the auditorium. The pause between the outside world and the dark room where the story lives. The concession stand is a ritual station. You stand in line and you choose and the choosing is part of the experience and the experience starts before the projector turns on. The large popcorn costs fifty cents more than the medium and the large is twice the size and you know you will not finish it and you buy the large anyway because the large is the commitment. The large says I am here for the whole thing. I am not leaving early. I brought enough popcorn to last. The concession stand sells time as much as it sells food. The time between deciding to see a movie and sitting down to watch one. That time belongs to the popcorn.

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